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The secret organizations operating in the hotel…

So the lions want to date me. Which means I’ve been trying to get away from my house. Every other night I’m at someone else’s. Because I can’t be here with the lions.

[xsilentxshoutx: Tell her to bug off, you have zebras to eat.

xsilentxshoutx: Lay down the law! Too many zebras to eat, too many safari tourists to frighten, too little time to play games with a fellow lioness!]

Lately I’ve been feeling… bad. Which is exciting! Could this be… sadness? I’m a little confused about it, but the confusion isn’t as big as usual. Maybe because I’m not crying. I’m pretty sure its like self pity attention-seeking comfort me, yet leave me alone type of thing. I just feel… bad. Awful, really. Like…

Left out?

Yeah. Like feeling left out. But I’ve been lying about the reason to everyone. So chin up. This should be exciting.

And it’s also… GENETICS!

Yay, science!

…And how!

Customer support fails at Grammar. :D

I’m anti-medication to such a degree that I’ll even refuse to take Motrin for a headache or whatever it is that is bothering me. Because I’m clever, you know, I know, I know, that it’ll mess with me somehow. And how could it not? I’m not a paranoid dunce. There’s chemicals in those pills that flow through you to ‘fix’ whatever it is that  has suddenly gone… wrong. I don’t want it playing around with my mind. Medication also lowers your immunity… after a while you’ll have to take twice as much just to get rid of a simple headache and you’ll get sicker more often. Bah.

So I decided to do my seven page research paper against the whole ‘medication advertised on the telly’ fad. School ends in two days. Oh good. The pressure is on, just how I need it to get anything done. Humming along to Aquabats, Meltdown!, as I scan the government-tracked Google, the things I came across only fueled my disgust for medicine.

I do the things I can.
There is capacity
For I am a human
Cars and radios
Television codes
Noisy animals
Jam transitions
I will go to work
Just like captain Kirk
I will hear the noise
The standard feedback
I will smell Chee-tos
That is how it goes
And then the nachos in my head explode, yeah!

Perfect music for my search, ne?

And then… I found it.

Buy Nolvadex Online

Lowest Prices
Safe and Secure Online Ordering
Guaranteed Worldwide Delivery (including USA)
Different Payment Methods
Live Support

NO PRESCRIPTION NEEDED!

(…And then he had a meltdown
He had a meltdown
He didn’t wanna
He didn’t wanna
Have a meltdown
But he had one
And then he had a meltdown
…)

Important Warning: Tamoxifen may cause uterine cancer, strokes, and blood clots in the lungs.

That’s GENIUS! YEAH! Let’s buy this stuff ONLINE.

Just click and buy folks.

‘If sent by the standard unregistered mail the order will come in a plain envelope without any reference to content. The envelope will be left in your mail box. There is no need to sign for it.’

So I decided to talk to someone. It couldn’t be TRUE.

Elizabeth:
I’m rather confused. These medications need a prescription, don’t they? Is this site suggesting that one isn’t required? Just click and buy?
Customer Support:
no they don’t!
Customer Support:
Just order online with creditcard
Elizabeth:
I’m pretty sure most anti-depressants need a shrink to prescribe them.
Customer Support:
its not medication who require a script but your local pharmacy and FDA
Customer Support:
you may order indian generics without a script
Elizabeth:
But isn’t that a little… illegal?
Customer Support:
theres nothing against the law to order from internet
Elizabeth:
Yes, but still, some of these medications can be harmful–or even sold for money if they aren’t needed. There’s a ton of side effects. It just doesn’t seem so safe to me.
Customer Support:
i c
Customer Support:
we’ll the ingridients are absolutely the same considering to brandnames
Customer Support:
formula,dosage and all the stuff
Customer Support:
the only difference is the way they look like
Customer Support:
if you have the med perscribed you may refill online without a script
Elizabeth:
Oh. Well… that’s really different. Thank you. Bye now.

I was so disgusted.

D:< I wanna take these bastards down.